By Nazlan Ertan
Sixty thousand cross to Ceuta, most turn right back around,
EU ministers blast Spain, then quietly walk it down.
Merz flies to Dublin, demands the budget shrink,
Ireland smiles politely, buys itself more time to think.
Jordan calls an emergency summit over al-Aqsa's fate,
Fidan flies to Amman, stresses Jerusalem's sacred weight.
Hormuz waits on a deal that's 'today or tomorrow,' they state.
Kalın courts Tripoli, keeping Libya close as of late.
Bahçeli signs the terror-free Turkey framework bill,
Öcalan excluded, Demirtaş a pending question still.
Cem Küçük's producer's jailed on blackmail, crypto trails and all,
Beyaz TV's inner circle keeps taking the fall.
Mo Salah has landed as Trabzonspor's newest star,
Bennu Gerede's gold pendant has traveled even far:
A prosecutor's now involved in what buzzes and what's banned,
Turkey's moral panic, vibrating, close at hand.
