By Nazlan Ertan
Erdoğan meets Putin in Bishkek, 'privileged partner' praised anew,
Akkuyu's first reactor nears go-time, more nuclear deals in view.
The Mecca pact moves ahead though parliament's never had a look,
'This government sits backwards on the donkey,' says the opposition, by the book.
Paris and Berlin want to carve up Kallas's diplomatic reach,
She shrugs: the treaties are fine, it's just the follow-through you should teach.
Athens and Israel ink the Achilles Shield, arming isles with drones and radar gear,
A message aimed at Ankara, deployed loud and clear.
İmamoğlu tries to publish his defense, seized before the ink can dry,
'Authoritarian,' says Sanchez Amor, and for once, no one asks why.
A ferry capsizes off Kyrenia, eight dead, more feared gone,
Turkey sends rescue ships as the search for survivors goes on.
Gökçek once called Germany a haven for FETÖ, a nation of ill intent,
Now his son tours Luxembourg malls, chasing the citizenship he meant.
